Muck And Play Fan Pillows

The Perils of Dog Kisses

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"How was the play!"

Centaur Sprinter

The Pooperrazzi

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Tic tac toe.

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

'When you said the tractor was down, I thought...'

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

"Now, don't move, I'm going to practice my high jump and need a good landing mattress..."

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain

"Okay people, pagers, beepers, and cell phones ON."

'So that's what hockey players do in summer.'

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'

Triple Jumper.

Moo Shoe Guy Pan.

""Forget that 'Age Before Beauty' stuff. I want to stay behind you to keep an eye on you!"

Rorschach multiple-choice test.

'Whew!'

'He loves his polka bark-along.'