Mutts And Mugs Fan Pillows

"A dog is man's best friend, but a man is not necessarily a dog's best friend."

Love a Mutt

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Of course I've been drinking!"

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

"Could you explain this 2500 year gap in your resume?"

The Perils of Dog Kisses

Ancient Egyptian Doctors

You're only as old as you feel!

'Why good dogs go bad.'

"I'm sorry about your divorce, but you can't nest in the storeroom."

"It helps me unwind of an evening."

The Ancient Mummy and the Psychiatrist

'Well I see we both got our ugly sleep.'

"I've got a secret to tell you...but you've got to keep it under wraps."

"It's a mug's game!"

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."

'If you're such a great artist how come I can't buy any of your stuff on a mug?'

Rudy's new verandah saved his life!

"According to the pedigree, his family has been mutts for twelve generations."

"Tomb it may concern..."

"Why do you suppose they call it the green room?"

"Do you accept cryptocurrency?"

"Wine, known as 'yrp,' was often used as an offering to the dead. Which may explain the lampshade on his head."

Dog hides behind piano.

'He loves his polka bark-along.'

Mummies - "This 'journey to the afterlife...' - think it'll take long?"

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."

'One 10 by 8 for the wife, and a dozen postcard size for the rest of the gang...'

'A large box from Hickory Farms is being held for you in the package room.'

'He's a mixed breed.'