Goo Goo Dolls Fan Gifts

'I've always been partial to the Goo Goo Dolls.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Sauce for the Goose

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

Cupid misses his shot.

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"Are you sure that's not a typo? -- Maybe the cow jumped over the moor."

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Ken and Barbie, corrected for age and anatomy.

Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!

'Your brains are scrambled.'

'Mr. Kong?'

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

"That's many giant leaps for man."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"Could you explain this 2500 year gap in your resume?"

Weather forecast

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

Ancient Egyptian Doctors

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

'Your puppet is suing you for harassment.'

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."