Predictive Science Gifts

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

"It will be all your fault."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Groundhog. Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way, Ernie. We can't expect an early spring if your umbrella is the only reason he's not seeing his shadow.

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

Vikings to the Super bowl.

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

"I see you on a beach..."

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

1000 different economic theories trading cards. Collect them all.

Fortune teller: 'If you want a second opinion, my sister reads tarot cards.'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

A self-filling prophecy.

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

"I'll be right back."

'Sorry, I don't do financial advice.'

'The recurring poor enrollment prognostications plays havoc with our school district's budget. What will next year's enrolment be.'

Economics as Rocket Science

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'