Predictors Of The Future Gifts

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

Crap from the future.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"It will be all your fault."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

Pessimists v Optimists.

'So, in 2079 you see the company breaking even. Can you give me some idea where you see things 10 years after that?'

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Budgetmageddon

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

'Fortune telling/retirement planning'

What will happen in the world

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

Fortune teller sees impending doom

Minority Report Is Real

The income gap is widening into a massive divide. Instability will follow. I'm not pleading for the middle class, I'm pleading for our future. House of Java .net Cybercafe. We can't have only rich and poor, for that was goes serfdom, instability, and eventually, collapse through inevitable revolution from below. Are you following what I'm saying? Are you listening? Not just listening. I'm listening while also playing Angry Birds. I've got no chance here, do I? Me either. The higher levels are br

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.