'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'
Predicting The Future Gifts
Looking for a unique gift for someone captivated by the mysteries of what’s to come? Our 'predicting the future' range offers humorous and thoughtful products across mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Celebrate their curiosity with designs that poke fun at clairvoyance and the unpredictability of life. Whether for a friend, a family member, or your own collection, these items add a witty touch to any future-seer’s day.
"I see you on a beach..."
"My gut tells me that the future will be more befuddling than we can imagine. Befuddlingisimo."
"Why bother?"
Crap from the future.
"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."
Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.
"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."
'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'
'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'
"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."
"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."
"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."
"It will be all your fault."
"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"
Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous
"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."
Pessimists v Optimists.
Budgetmageddon
"What the hell happened to this town?"
Groundhog. Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way, Ernie. We can't expect an early spring if your umbrella is the only reason he's not seeing his shadow.
'So, in 2079 you see the company breaking even. Can you give me some idea where you see things 10 years after that?'
'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'
"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."
What will happen in the world
"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."
"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."
"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."
Minority Report Is Real
"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."
Fortune teller sees impending doom
"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."
The income gap is widening into a massive divide. Instability will follow. I'm not pleading for the middle class, I'm pleading for our future. House of Java .net Cybercafe. We can't have only rich and poor, for that was goes serfdom, instability, and eventually, collapse through inevitable revolution from below. Are you following what I'm saying? Are you listening? Not just listening. I'm listening while also playing Angry Birds. I've got no chance here, do I? Me either. The higher levels are br
The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard
"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."
Predicting The Future Gifts Collection
Predicting The Future Mugs
Explore our predicting the future mugs for a humorous twist on life’s uncertainties—perfect for coffee lovers and daydreamers alike.
Predicting The Future Pillows
Check out predicting the future pillows to bring a fun, whimsical vibe to your living space or gift a loved one a cozy reminder of curiosity.
Predicting The Future Prints
Browse our predicting the future prints to inspire wonder and make a playful statement in any room with captivating artwork.
Predicting The Future T-Shirts
Discover our predicting the future t-shirts, showcasing witty designs that invite conversations and add personality to your wardrobe.