Predictive Science Pillows

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"It will be all your fault."

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"I see you on a beach..."

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

Fortune teller: 'If you want a second opinion, my sister reads tarot cards.'

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

1000 different economic theories trading cards. Collect them all.

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

"I'll be right back."

A self-filling prophecy.

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

'Sorry, I don't do financial advice.'

'The recurring poor enrollment prognostications plays havoc with our school district's budget. What will next year's enrolment be.'

'The mist is clearing.'

Economics as Rocket Science

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'