Precision Appreciator Gifts

"Blimey, who'd have thought that at this level of play a contestant would stoop to an illegal false belly."

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"My kid could do that."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"I like to stay on top of things."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

'I'm NOT a pedant.'

'Pete's coffee shop? I'm calling from precision Labs. Please send over a chocolate muffin and a large container of coffee with 4.7 sugar and 12.2 cream.'

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

"He always times '60 minutes.'"

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

"Physics is an exact science. There's no room for anything else."

Perpetual Motion.

A toaster plays fetch

Michelangelo's David

'In the future, Clayton, always make sure you have your decimal points correctly placed.'

"Life was a LOT easier before AI and the 'Internet of things'!"

'It's for Pookie.'

"I am retired now, but I was an accountant for 35 years 8 months 16 days 14 hours 26 minutes and 34 seconds."

'I strongly recommend a surgeon who can putt over one who hits the long drive.'

"He's one of my favourites. You feed him milk and cookies and he gives you a present."

"You're very finicky about a little decimal point."

'Jerry! That bus you just cut off says 'Olympic Archery Team' on the side!'

Monks haircutting with compasses

'My goodness, it's 12:15:0936420175. Time for lunch.'

"With all that tinkering do you really save time?"