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"Blimey, who'd have thought that at this level of play a contestant would stoop to an illegal false belly."

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"My kid could do that."

"I like to stay on top of things."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

'I'm NOT a pedant.'

A toaster plays fetch

Perpetual Motion.

"Physics is an exact science. There's no room for anything else."

'Pete's coffee shop? I'm calling from precision Labs. Please send over a chocolate muffin and a large container of coffee with 4.7 sugar and 12.2 cream.'

"He always times '60 minutes.'"

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

Michelangelo's David

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

Petition to ban petitions from outside this market.

'In the future, Clayton, always make sure you have your decimal points correctly placed.'

"I am retired now, but I was an accountant for 35 years 8 months 16 days 14 hours 26 minutes and 34 seconds."

Yeah, I get it, it's hot - but you don

'It's for Pookie.'

"Life was a LOT easier before AI and the 'Internet of things'!"

'I strongly recommend a surgeon who can putt over one who hits the long drive.'

Monks haircutting with compasses

'Jerry! That bus you just cut off says 'Olympic Archery Team' on the side!'

"You're very finicky about a little decimal point."

"He's one of my favourites. You feed him milk and cookies and he gives you a present."

'My goodness, it's 12:15:0936420175. Time for lunch.'