Potty Mouth Wizard Gifts

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

Club DJ.

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

I'll release you when you're able to pass gas. I'll be in tomorrow to pull your finger.'

"Before we start on the main agenda does anybody need money to take them to the tinkle room?"

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

"Don't get mad at me - you're the one who threw your robe in the dryer."

If toilets could talk

"Can you take over the controls? I've got to take a number 4!"

These colours haven't just run. They've sprinted!

"It's about time the training wheels came off!"

Site Safety: Minutes Since Last Accident.

"These are just as good as, if not better than, jelly beans."

'I'm the toothpaste genie offering you a free dental plan!'

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

Puppy Potty Training.

Break Glass in Case of Emergency

number 1 and number 2 mom

The Space Station's Temporary Toilet.

"And I told them not to use lactose for the last supper..."

"And you guys said I was 'gross'."

'These are the last of the pull-ups, so no on have a taxi-dent, OK?'

"You said I could have one cookie before dinner."

'Flower and water'

"Where did you get that awesome distortion pedal, dude?"

'When you can hear the sound of one cheek pooing you will have learned, grasshopper...'

Clown Gardening

Yeah, I'm still potty training him.