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'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

Club DJ.

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

I'll release you when you're able to pass gas. I'll be in tomorrow to pull your finger.'

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

"Before we start on the main agenda does anybody need money to take them to the tinkle room?"

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

If toilets could talk

"Can you take over the controls? I've got to take a number 4!"

"It's about time the training wheels came off!"

These colours haven't just run. They've sprinted!

'I'm the toothpaste genie offering you a free dental plan!'

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

"These are just as good as, if not better than, jelly beans."

Puppy Potty Training.

Break Glass in Case of Emergency

'These are the last of the pull-ups, so no on have a taxi-dent, OK?'

"And you guys said I was 'gross'."

"And I told them not to use lactose for the last supper..."

The Space Station's Temporary Toilet.

"You said I could have one cookie before dinner."

Clown Gardening

Toilet training for an adult.

'Flower and water'

'When you can hear the sound of one cheek pooing you will have learned, grasshopper...'