Postpartum Gifts

"How soon can I start her on fad diets?"

"Your postpartum depression can be traced to 'selling low' in your sock portfolio."

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Marriage least expected to last...

Santa called but you were out!

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

US election postal vote controversy

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

An Impossible Election

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

'To make up for the decline in snail mail deliveries, I've taken to biting my master every time he gets an e-mail.'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Dog traps the postman.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'My obstetrician recommended I nurture it in the interest of science.'

Day one, post grad

"You try staying this this after giving birth two million times."

A stylized man in pyjamas

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

Beware of the Dragon

"Hello, Number 6!"

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

Fine Print Letters

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.