Postman Problems Appreciator Pillows

'Excuse me Postie! - You've got something hanging from your sack!'

Pirate eye test

'What's that funny smell?'

"Kiss, you idiot. Not hiss."

Smile??? I'm pregnant.

"...but, seriously..."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

My horse for a kingdom.

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

Post early for Christmas 2010.

'...and bring a friend. If you have one...'

"Have you got it in beige?"

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

'I don't know anything about art and I don't know what I like.'

Deadpan Delivery.

"Are you binge watching again?"

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that dodgy fish."

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

"A funny thing happened on my way over here..."

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

"We don't need proof of each delivery."

"You might want to take this. It's your wife."

'My luggage has gone to hell!'

"Mind if I thump it? I'm a Bible-thumper."

This episode would be known as 'The sink of doom!'

"This idea of offering staff flexible working options is genius, we should have done it years ago!"

'Oh, this guy's good! He's put those 4 extra digits on every one of his zip codes.;

'I may not know much about art, but I do know what I like. Have you heard me purr yet?'

"Have you tried our new Postman flavor?"

"Not exactly the kind of morale boosting I had in mind."

Cat entering 'Scratching Post Office'.

"Isn't that thoughtful? The post office just forwarded these get-well cards to you at your new address!"

Servant who has broken her mistress' new milk jug

'Unfortunately sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel isn't all it at first seems...''