Postman Problems Appreciator Mugs

'Excuse me Postie! - You've got something hanging from your sack!'

Pirate eye test

'What's that funny smell?'

"...but, seriously..."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

My horse for a kingdom.

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

Post early for Christmas 2010.

'I don't know anything about art and I don't know what I like.'

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

Deadpan Delivery.

"Are you binge watching again?"

'...and bring a friend. If you have one...'

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

"Have you got it in beige?"

"A funny thing happened on my way over here..."

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that dodgy fish."

"Mind if I thump it? I'm a Bible-thumper."

"We don't need proof of each delivery."

'My luggage has gone to hell!'

'Oh, this guy's good! He's put those 4 extra digits on every one of his zip codes.;

"This idea of offering staff flexible working options is genius, we should have done it years ago!"

This episode would be known as 'The sink of doom!'

"Have you tried our new Postman flavor?"

Cat entering 'Scratching Post Office'.

"Isn't that thoughtful? The post office just forwarded these get-well cards to you at your new address!"

'I may not know much about art, but I do know what I like. Have you heard me purr yet?'

Servant who has broken her mistress' new milk jug

"Not exactly the kind of morale boosting I had in mind."

'Unfortunately sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel isn't all it at first seems...''

I may be marching to a difference beat, but you are hardly Gene Krupa!