Postal Hero Gifts

Mail lady pushes the mail up a mountain.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Carrier Pigeons

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

Bunny express,

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Envelopes.

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Actually, I really admire him. He pushes the envelope!

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Postman delivering post

"If you want proof of postage, just ask."

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

You've Got Mail

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

US POSTAL SERVICE

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

'It's THEM!'

If Ben Franklin Still Ran the Post Office.

"Did you remember to have the mail forwarded?"

'Posties' are out in all weathers!

U. S. POST OFFICE, 'Well, that's enough postage, but just barely.'

Post Office. No, the "forever stamp" does not refer to delivery times!

Your new faster sleeker post office!