Postal Hero Mugs

Mail lady pushes the mail up a mountain.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

Bunny express,

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Envelopes.

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

'Sure I can do same day service.'

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Postman delivering post

US POSTAL SERVICE

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

You've Got Mail

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

'It's THEM!'

If Ben Franklin Still Ran the Post Office.

'Posties' are out in all weathers!

"Great job dealing with all those mail-in ballots. Seriously, top notch."

Closing Down Post Office - 'How much to send this letterbomb?'

'I'ld like to return my Junk Male.'

"Did you remember to have the mail forwarded?"