Mail Delivery Hero Mugs

Beware of the Cat

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'Grrrr....'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Beware of the Dragon

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"There's the mailman!"

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'I don't think I could have picked a tougher line of work.'

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

Beware of the dog.

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

This Side Up.

In 5 Years...

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

"I cant do that! Who's gonna deliver the mail?!"

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

"Dog food coupons! Dog food coupons!"

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

Postman in the Snow

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

'Sign here.'