Mail Delivery Hero Prints

Beware of the Cat

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Grrrr....'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

Beware of the Dragon

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"There's the mailman!"

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'I don't think I could have picked a tougher line of work.'

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

Beware of the dog.

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

This Side Up.

In 5 Years...

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

Postman in the Snow

"I cant do that! Who's gonna deliver the mail?!"

"Dog food coupons! Dog food coupons!"

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."