Mail Delivery Prints

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'He's cut his delivery time in half!'

'E-mail is okay, but I miss biting the postman.'

Another Industry Has A Volcanic Eruption

'I don't think I could have picked a tougher line of work.'

U.S. Post Office: Local, Out of Town, How Should We Know?

'Have you ever thought about getting a post office box in town, Bob?'

'Grrrr....'

'Oh, this guy's good! He's put those 4 extra digits on every one of his zip codes.;

'Bloody air mail!'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

"There's the mailman!"

Beware of the dog.

"I used to run also, but I was happy I could turn a hobby into a career!"

Postman in the Snow

Postal voting in America

"You're fired!"

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

'Yer late.'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

US Postal Service: 'Sleet, Snow, Gloom of Night' inboxes.

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

"Mail's here."

The first dog and US postman on the moon.

"I cant do that! Who's gonna deliver the mail?!"

Beware of the Dog.

"I believe in unconditional love—except for the mailman."

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

"He's been carrying out cyber attacks."

"Boo! Oh, #!@!"

"Great job dealing with all those mail-in ballots. Seriously, top notch."

LAY ZEE FUK

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'