Post-shopping Philosopher Gifts

"You don't whisper anymore."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Only One Item or Fewer.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

Continental Drift.

'Are you sure this isn't the point in which we should stop following the invisible hand of the marketplace?'

"We're a monopolyopoly. Our company that owns 13 subsidiaries which put on a darn good imitation of competition."

Cash Rebate

"Who's next?"

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

"Is that what you're wearing?"

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer."

'I'm the same as you - too sick to go into work, but well enough to go shopping!'

'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.'

Style

"The most moral consumer - Didn't shop at Walmart - Didn't order things on Amazon unless it was, like, an emergency - Tried to be vegan - Always had an extra canvas bag in her car (which was a hybrid, by the way)"

Irregular Fruits and Veggies: "It's our inner beauty that counts..."

'Every Age has its vision of beauty.'

'Are you going to keep that silly mustache for all eternity?'

"They want to turn the clocks back?"

Man in carriage waiting for shopping wife

End Of Consumer Confidence Sale

Shopper reading Shopenhauer in bookshop