"You always think this is going to be the sconce that change everything for you."
Consumerism Philosopher Gifts
Searching for a gift for the consumerism philosopher? Delight them with clever, thought-provoking items that humorously explore the obsession with possessions. Great for anyone who loves reflecting on the meaning of materialism and finding humor in modern consumer culture.
"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.
"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"
"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."
"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."
"I shop, therefore I am."
"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."
Made in China
"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."
Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.
"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"
"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."
"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"
"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."
"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"
"That shirt is so last year."
Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.
Supermarket - World Cup Specials
Woman thinking about luxuries.
'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.
"Would you like to see the markup?"
"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."
"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."
Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.
"Do you have pants in XL?"
Customer Convention
Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.
Holiday Sales: The Starting Line
'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'
Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water
"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."
'The meaning of life is to get a nice sneaker contract.'
"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."
Consumerism Philosopher Gifts Collection
Consumerism Philosopher Mugs
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Consumerism Philosopher Pillows
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Consumerism Philosopher Prints
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