"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"
Consumerism Gifts
For the avid shoppers and self-declared consumers, our products highlight the funny, often relatable moments of retail obsession. Whether it’s a tongue-in-cheek mug or a witty print, these gifts are perfect for anyone who appreciates the fun in their shopping habits. Add some humor to their retail therapy sessions with our unique selection, making their consumerist tendencies a little more celebrated.
Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.
Made in China.
Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!
'I'm not sure what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'
"This company is unethical, exploitative, and ... wait a minute, HOW much?!"
"But we're not just talking about buying a car-we're talking about confronting this country's trade deficit with Japan."
Shopper with overloaded cart.
'Conglomo Corporation: Proud manufacturer of outrageously useless stuff you apparently can't live without.'
'Try them on HERE before you buy online.'
Consumption Graph.
Environment-friendly carrier bags with environmental messages on them
Coming Soon: Another place to buy stuff!
Bank 'n' Burger
'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'
Consumerism junkie.
"Thanks for showing me how to grow food, but I really wanted to know where to find the best sales."
Dump truck resembling a shopping trolley.
'Something New for the Holidays'
"Roger and I are just sitting around, letting ourselves be targetted by advertisers."
"Sometimes I wish they'd never perfected setless television."
'My philosophy is spend the dollar before it gets any weaker!'
Even heaven is helpless to stop it.
Ignorance and Bliss
Advertising makes you crave things you never knew existed.
"That's the trouble with your post modern identity. One weak moment and the shirt logo takes over."
"If they didn't show commercials, people wouldn't know what to buy."
"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."
"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"
'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'
"It's fancy-schmantzy. I just wanted fancy."
Central Mall - If you shopped here you would be consuming by now.
'This is one of the pitfalls of shopping online ...'
"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."
"Would you like to see the markup?"
Consumerism Gifts Collection
Consumerism Mugs
Explore our collection of consumerism-themed mugs, perfect for those who love shopping and retail therapy with a humorous twist.
Consumerism Pillows
Add some humor to your decor with our consumerism-inspired pillows. Fun, witty, and perfect for retail therapy enthusiasts.
Consumerism Prints
Browse our collection of consumerism prints—humorous art perfect for adding personality and fun to any space.
Consumerism T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirt collection celebrating consumer culture—great for fans of shopping and retail therapy with a sense of humor.