Consumerism T-Shirts

"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

Made in China.

Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!

'I'm not sure what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"But we're not just talking about buying a car-we're talking about confronting this country's trade deficit with Japan."

"This company is unethical, exploitative, and ... wait a minute, HOW much?!"

'Conglomo Corporation: Proud manufacturer of outrageously useless stuff you apparently can't live without.'

Coming Soon: Another place to buy stuff!

'Try them on HERE before you buy online.'

Environment-friendly carrier bags with environmental messages on them

Consumption Graph.

Bank 'n' Burger

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

Consumerism junkie.

"Roger and I are just sitting around, letting ourselves be targetted by advertisers."

Dump truck resembling a shopping trolley.

'Something New for the Holidays'

"Thanks for showing me how to grow food, but I really wanted to know where to find the best sales."

"Sometimes I wish they'd never perfected setless television."

'My philosophy is spend the dollar before it gets any weaker!'

"If they didn't show commercials, people wouldn't know what to buy."

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"It's fancy-schmantzy. I just wanted fancy."

Central Mall - If you shopped here you would be consuming by now.

Advertising makes you crave things you never knew existed.

"That's the trouble with your post modern identity. One weak moment and the shirt logo takes over."

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"This detergent sucks."

"Looks are important, but I also like a man with lots of consumer confidence."

'Dear, you don't think this is too ostentatious, do you?'

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

Designer labels "I'm sorry, but I think I've forgotten your name."

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

'Wow... Gourmet coffee right from a machine. This really is the greatest country on earth.'