Posh Nosh Lover Gifts

"If I'd wanted a Picasso I'd have gone to an art gallery, wouldn't I?"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Bowled over again!

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

Love is when you watch television together.

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"The bagels are better in New York."

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

Stupid Microwave

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

'Him' Watching the Game to Relax

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

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