Posh Nosh Fan Gifts

Foodie Bank

Sloaney Pony.

'That was fun!'

'A cheeky red?'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

"Is anyone enjoying anything?"

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

"If I'd wanted a Picasso I'd have gone to an art gallery, wouldn't I?"

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

'I can't believe that you eat black caviare with every meal.'

Chicken Soup

"This is a good time to be a fish."

The mysteries of Noah's ark.

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."

'Does this restaurant allow substitutions?'

'Is Sir quite sure he wouldn't prefer a glass?'

Specials Board

Expensive Restaurant

"He's always, like, 'Oh, really? I went to school in Canis Major - well, not in Canis Major, but just outside Canis Major,' and it's like, we get it, you went to Blarvard."

'Pay no attention to any silly stories, I've been here two hundred years and never yet seen a monster.'

'Perhaps, Monsieur would perfer a different vintage?'

Sloane Ranger.

'Oh, James...the ball return on the bowling alley isn't working right.'

'You bought WHAT on eBay?'