Posh Nosh Fan Mugs

Foodie Bank

Sloaney Pony.

'That was fun!'

'A cheeky red?'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

"Is anyone enjoying anything?"

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"If I'd wanted a Picasso I'd have gone to an art gallery, wouldn't I?"

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

Chicken Soup

"This is a good time to be a fish."

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."

'I can't believe that you eat black caviare with every meal.'

Expensive Restaurant

'Does this restaurant allow substitutions?'

'Is Sir quite sure he wouldn't prefer a glass?'

Specials Board

"He's always, like, 'Oh, really? I went to school in Canis Major - well, not in Canis Major, but just outside Canis Major,' and it's like, we get it, you went to Blarvard."

'Pay no attention to any silly stories, I've been here two hundred years and never yet seen a monster.'

'Perhaps, Monsieur would perfer a different vintage?'

Sloane Ranger.

Proud to be posh!