Posh Lifestyle Enthusiast Mugs

Knock that back please, I'm cleaning the crystal.

'Do these trousers make my butler look big?'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Sloaney Pony.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'Greenwich in the Season'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Champagne Charlie.

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

'New money or old money?'

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

"If I'd wanted a Picasso I'd have gone to an art gallery, wouldn't I?"

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

'Ever think that if you make another billion you'll be happy, and then you do, but you're not?'

"Welcome to our private banking group."

"It's a pretty luxurious life. I even have my own driver."

'Is he in a better place? We're not quite sure, since he lived in the Hamptons..'