Portion Control Paladin T-Shirts

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"They should have quit after deep dish."

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

Go large or go home!

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

'I'll pay double for half as much.'

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

Portion control in the Old West

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

"I don't know why I put weight on, I hardly eat enough to keep a sparrow alive."

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

"I'm glad you enjoyed your meal, Sir. Did you save some room for shame?"

"Who had the Lumberjack fruit cup?"

Diet Food...& lots of it

"It's only 5 calories a serving...but a serving is a crumb."

'You are what you eat!'

Portions of a thin and fat man.

'What do you mean, microbiotic?' 'Very small portions.'

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

'The food is disgusting.' 'And such small portions.'

Doc, I firmly believe in portion control as long as I control them!

Diet Plate/Haute Cuisine

"Did in everyone! There's enough for us all to share!"