Portion Control Paladin Gifts

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"They should have quit after deep dish."

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

Go large or go home!

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

'I'll pay double for half as much.'

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

"I don't know why I put weight on, I hardly eat enough to keep a sparrow alive."

"Who had the Lumberjack fruit cup?"

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

"I'm glad you enjoyed your meal, Sir. Did you save some room for shame?"

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

Actually, it's healthier to eat smaller meals more often throughout the day.

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

Birthday Cakes for Dieters...

Portion control in the Old West

Diet Food...& lots of it

"It's only 5 calories a serving...but a serving is a crumb."

'You are what you eat!'

'The food is disgusting.' 'And such small portions.'

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

Portions of a thin and fat man.

'What do you mean, microbiotic?' 'Very small portions.'

Doc, I firmly believe in portion control as long as I control them!

Diet Plate/Haute Cuisine