Portion Control Paladin Gifts

Looking for a gift that celebrates the portion control enthusiast? Our collection offers delightful and funny items that combine a love for balanced eating with clever humor. Whether they’re into healthy habits or just enjoy a good laugh, these products are sure to bring a smile and encourage mindful choices. Great for anyone dedicated to portion control or healthy living but with a playful spirit.

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"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags." mockup

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

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Man Eating Minimalist Meal

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'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.' mockup

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

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Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert." mockup

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

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"They should have quit after deep dish."

"They should have quit after deep dish." mockup

"They should have quit after deep dish."

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Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch. mockup

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

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"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

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"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

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Yes, I Want Fries With That.

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'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.' mockup

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

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"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar." mockup

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

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I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick. mockup

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

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Go large or go home!

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"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control." mockup

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

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'I'll pay double for half as much.' mockup

'I'll pay double for half as much.'

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"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!" mockup

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

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Portion control in the Old West

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'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.' mockup

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

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"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat." mockup

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

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"I don't know why I put weight on, I hardly eat enough to keep a sparrow alive."

"I don't know why I put weight on, I hardly eat enough to keep a sparrow alive." mockup

"I don't know why I put weight on, I hardly eat enough to keep a sparrow alive."

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"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score mockup

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

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"I'm glad you enjoyed your meal, Sir. Did you save some room for shame?"

"I'm glad you enjoyed your meal, Sir. Did you save some room for shame?" mockup

"I'm glad you enjoyed your meal, Sir. Did you save some room for shame?"

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"Who had the Lumberjack fruit cup?" mockup

"Who had the Lumberjack fruit cup?"

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Diet Food...& lots of it

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"It's only 5 calories a serving...but a serving is a crumb."

"It's only 5 calories a serving...but a serving is a crumb." mockup

"It's only 5 calories a serving...but a serving is a crumb."

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'You are what you eat!'

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Portions of a thin and fat man.

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'What do you mean, microbiotic?' 'Very small portions.'

'What do you mean, microbiotic?' 'Very small portions.' mockup

'What do you mean, microbiotic?' 'Very small portions.'

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'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.' mockup

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

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'The food is disgusting.' 'And such small portions.'

'The food is disgusting.' 'And such small portions.' mockup

'The food is disgusting.' 'And such small portions.'

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Doc, I firmly believe in portion control as long as I control them!

Doc, I firmly believe in portion control as long as I control them! mockup

Doc, I firmly believe in portion control as long as I control them!

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Diet Plate/Haute Cuisine

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"Did in everyone! There's enough for us all to share!"

"Did in everyone! There's enough for us all to share!" mockup

"Did in everyone! There's enough for us all to share!"

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Portion Control Paladin Gifts Collection

Portion Control Paladin Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the portion control paladin’s spirit—funny, motivational, and perfect for brightening their morning routine.

Portion Control Paladin Pillows

Comfort and wit come together in our pillows designed for the portion control loved ones—bringing humor and motivation to their space.

Portion Control Paladin Prints

Decorate their environment with prints that celebrate mindful eating—fun, clever, and designed to inspire their healthy journey.

Portion Control Paladin T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt to match their healthy lifestyle and sense of humor—lighthearted and inspiring apparel for the mindful eater.