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'It's pretty much like any theatre, but the customer service is exceptional.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Bloody hell!"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

Just one more choccy...

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

'Popcorn? Sure. Would you like huge, mega, super-duper huge or gigundazillion multi multi really insanely huge?'

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

Dijon Vu

'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

'Do you mind if I hold your hand, before it gets all buttery.'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

Theater Usher Moms.

"Oh yeah...she wants me."

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

God Cooks Up Evolution