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'It's pretty much like any theatre, but the customer service is exceptional.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Bloody hell!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

Just one more choccy...

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

Dijon Vu

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

'Do you mind if I hold your hand, before it gets all buttery.'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

"Oh yeah...she wants me."

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

God Cooks Up Evolution