Poodle Parent Gifts

"No, if wanted his undivided attention, I'd dress like a mailman"

"Sit and stay were no problem but she's hit a wall with multivariable calculus.'

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

How about I meet you back at the house.

Sun. Rain.

'Okay, we have all the history we need. Now let's take off our clothes.'

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.

"But daddy, Princess doesn't BURY bones! She expects you to wrap them carefully and gently place them in the freezer to stay fresh!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Love a Mutt

Dog walking Human.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Bathing the dog

Dog lover

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Canine Scentipede

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Pavlov's Puppy