Pontiff Ponderer Gifts

Pope Francis I

Big Shoes To Fill For A New Pope.

"So ... is the Pope Catholic?"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'I proved that when you start to count your blessings, you find that they're infinite.'

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'I will go away with you to Paris...but first I must fulfill my promise to build a duck pond.'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

'Nuff said.

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

"Actually, investing can be very relaxing. Ever try to stay awake reading a prospectus?"

Is (petroglyph symbol) one word or two?

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

"Have you ever noticed that all our teachers fit the FBI's terrorist profile?"

Have you been undressing me with your eyes? It's okay, I'm a doctor

How come I always get stuck in the weird extra pocket?

'Oh, no - that's just the prototype.'

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'

'Try not to remove any of my untapped potential.'

Santa Amazon and the Christmas slaves were diligent again.

"Hmm....2B or not 2B....?"

"What are your policies regarding the collection and use of children's data?"

'Life's a swamp and then you croak.'

'Please don't remove any of my untapped potential.'

'He's so cute Jean! How old is he now?'