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Pope Francis I

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"So ... is the Pope Catholic?"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'I proved that when you start to count your blessings, you find that they're infinite.'

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

'I will go away with you to Paris...but first I must fulfill my promise to build a duck pond.'

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

"Have you ever noticed that all our teachers fit the FBI's terrorist profile?"

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

"Actually, investing can be very relaxing. Ever try to stay awake reading a prospectus?"

'Oh, no - that's just the prototype.'

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'

'Try not to remove any of my untapped potential.'

"What are your policies regarding the collection and use of children's data?"

Santa Amazon and the Christmas slaves were diligent again.

"Hmm....2B or not 2B....?"

'Life's a swamp and then you croak.'

'Please don't remove any of my untapped potential.'

"Of course I envy you. I have to take them two at a time."

"Of course the second amendment stands, I just said no bullets."

'He's so cute Jean! How old is he now?'

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