Paris Ponderer Pillows

'I will go away with you to Paris...but first I must fulfill my promise to build a duck pond.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Sauce for the Goose

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Optimist

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Schrödinger and his cat

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Afraid of change - leave it here.

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

'...and that is my philosophy.'

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."