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Dark Thoughts in Buckingham Palace

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

Fish Food

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

'Hi, my name is Eve. Where is the mall?'

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

Self Service Island

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'Missin' rib, snake, guilt, eviction. . . and not a Stress Counsellor in sight!'