Poker Rookie Gifts

'Do you have anything more basic than Poker for Ignoramuses, Dolts, Blockheads & Dopes?'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Dogs and their thoughts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Little league world series of poker.

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Peel poker.

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"Stag poker"

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Dummies Books.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Playing cards.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

'Once again, I fold.'

"Botox."

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

Destination casinos...