Pocket Calculator Enthusiasts Gifts

"Joey is very good at mental arithmetic: I call him little pocket calculator..."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.'

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

Colin didn't really need a pocket-calculator...he already knew how many pockets he had!

"Mum, Dad, my pocket money could do with some quantitative easing please."

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

'...but if daddy raised your allowance he'd be hurting the economy by stimulating inflation. You wouldn't want him to do that, would you?'

'I'm worth more than $3,000 as a federal income tax exemption. So how about a raise in my allowance?'

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

'Well, arithmetic IS important. It let's you understand money so you can buy batteries for your calculator.'

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

Blaise Pascal

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"I should have paid more attention in math class."

'We think it's time we told you - you were early adopted.'

The first marsupial.

'Oh yeah, well your dad may have a better calculator, but my dad can add without one.'

'A raise in my allowance is fine, dad. But what I'm really after is power of attorney.'

Watch Salesman

'Today in Money Management class we learned the value of locating the nearest ATM.'

Dear Santa- Thanks for the awesome gift! p.s. did you know cellphones have built-in calculators? p.p.s. you suck.

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'You have to learn arithmetic in case your computer crashes.'

'Actually I am having a happy childhood, except, of course, for my unhappy allowance.'

'I am disappointed there's nothing in the stimulus package about allowances - so I'm E-mailing our congressman.'

"I've changed my mind about multiple fanny packs. I'm going back to cargo shorts."