Pocket Gadgeteer Gifts

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Digital Fomo!

Okay, dig that one up!

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

Welcome back students.

Planet Of The Apps.

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

Better Living Through Technology

"I am fully functional again!"

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

"...and if I press this button..."

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

"Excuse me, but will you be long?"

'Pacifiers away please, I'd like to start the meeting,' says the chairman.

"I forget now, but one of these buttons opens the chair back to full recline."

'Would you prefer paper of plastic.'

Technology continues to improve communication.

"It may make me look dumb, but it's technically just as dangerous as a motorcycle."

The bluebird is obsolete --- I'm the drone of happiness!

Cargo Kangaroos.

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

There goes my climbing tree stand climbing stand climbing without me again.

'I can update you to digital, but first I'll have to update you to analogue...'

Testing his new laptop lunchbox.

Smartphones. This is a very attractive model! Is it a real smartphone, or is it just getting by on its looks?

'Teachers can't be bought off with apples today. Maybe if I gave her small kitchen appliances?'

"His gardening fits in perfectly with his model aircraft."

Enjoy your self-driving sleigh and robotic elves now, old man, 'cause tech's coming for your job next.

The Vatican goes electronic.