Pocket Gadgeteer Gifts

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Digital Fomo!

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Okay, dig that one up!

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

Welcome back students.

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

Better Living Through Technology

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

"...and if I press this button..."

'Pacifiers away please, I'd like to start the meeting,' says the chairman.

'Would you prefer paper of plastic.'

Technology continues to improve communication.

"It may make me look dumb, but it's technically just as dangerous as a motorcycle."

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

There goes my climbing tree stand climbing stand climbing without me again.

'I can update you to digital, but first I'll have to update you to analogue...'

'Teachers can't be bought off with apples today. Maybe if I gave her small kitchen appliances?'

Testing his new laptop lunchbox.

The Vatican goes electronic.

"His gardening fits in perfectly with his model aircraft."