Grocery Gadgeteer Gifts

'Would you prefer paper of plastic.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Digital Fomo!

Okay, dig that one up!

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

Welcome back students.

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

Planet Of The Apps.

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

Better Living Through Technology

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

Gross! Get you external hard drive off the dinner table!

"I am fully functional again!"

Pizza-Matic

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

"I'm glas my dad made me mow the lawn. I found 2 phones, 6 phone chargers and a headset in the grass."

Waiter, there's a wireless earbud phone in my soup.

"Excuse me, but will you be long?"

"Dinner's ready."

'Pacifiers away please, I'd like to start the meeting,' says the chairman.

"Judging by the noises your stomach is making, this app can suggest which restaurant to go to, and what and how much to order."

... and fermentation is computer-controlled by a piquant little microchip from the southern slopes of Silicon Valley.

Technology continues to improve communication.

Afloat, only 20% of iceberg lettuce is visible.

There goes my climbing tree stand climbing stand climbing without me again.