Gadgeteer Gifts

Better Living Through Technology

Technology continues to improve communication.

Welcome back students.

'I can update you to digital, but first I'll have to update you to analogue...'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Digital Fomo!

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

Toy plane with pilot eject.

The Modern Novel.

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Two Generations of Readers

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

"We don't talk anymore."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Connected to Technology.

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Okay, dig that one up!

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."