Plumbing Crisis Enthusiasts Gifts

"Our water was shut off so we're showering here."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

' ... and this is the half bath.'

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

"This does NOT count as fixing the leaky faucet, mister!"

'If the drain's clogged with food, why not clean it out with some high fiber bran flakes?'

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'My phone's been tapped!'

'When did you swallow the coin?'

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

Septic Fields Forever.

'Well... at least we know the basement doesn't leak.'

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

"I quit going to sea, and now I'm a plumber's helper."

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."

In Case of Emergency Break Glass

'It's Clegged up, Mrs - I'm afraid it means another U-turn!'

I hate it when they start without us.

Hot Water from the bath.

'That's your limescale problem sorted.'

'Ok, who didn't leave a faucet to drip so the pipes wouldn't freeze!'

Gimme 400 rolls of duct tape.

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

"It appears the water pressue on the bidet misfired and she blew up like a pufferfish..."

"You should have called earlier."

'Vienna Brass Ensemble'

'Mom, I said if you want to live in this neighbourhood, keep a weapon at your disposal.'

'Yeah, I think we might need to call a plumber. It's overflowing again.'

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

"If I can't be a plumber's apprentice, can I be a plumber's helper?"