Plumbing Crisis Enthusiasts Mugs

"Our water was shut off so we're showering here."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

' ... and this is the half bath.'

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

"This does NOT count as fixing the leaky faucet, mister!"

'If the drain's clogged with food, why not clean it out with some high fiber bran flakes?'

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'When did you swallow the coin?'

'My phone's been tapped!'

"If you can read this, tell me if I need to hike up my pants."

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

Septic Fields Forever.

'Well... at least we know the basement doesn't leak.'

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

'I've been having a lot of out of potty experiences, lately.'

"I quit going to sea, and now I'm a plumber's helper."

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."

In Case of Emergency Break Glass

'It's Clegged up, Mrs - I'm afraid it means another U-turn!'

I hate it when they start without us.

Hot Water from the bath.

'That's your limescale problem sorted.'

'Ok, who didn't leave a faucet to drip so the pipes wouldn't freeze!'

Gimme 400 rolls of duct tape.

'Mom, I said if you want to live in this neighbourhood, keep a weapon at your disposal.'

"You should have called earlier."

'Vienna Brass Ensemble'

My mission is to get to the spacestation before the plumber does!

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

History Class Moved to Room 318. The class relocated because of this mess. The pipe breaking was a "history changing" event.

"If I can't be a plumber's apprentice, can I be a plumber's helper?"

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'