Plea Bargain Ponderer Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for the plea bargain ponderer? Our collection blends humor and intellect, celebrating their love for legal puzzles and witty thinking. These personalized items make a memorable impression on anyone fascinated by the art of negotiation and legal wit.

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"The defendant wishes to change his plea, from 'not guilty' to 'no collusion'."

"The defendant wishes to change his plea, from 'not guilty' to 'no collusion'." mockup

"The defendant wishes to change his plea, from 'not guilty' to 'no collusion'."

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"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water." mockup

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

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Extreme Sisyphus

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'A short economics test - if you bought something for

'A short economics test - if you bought something for mockup

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

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"You can't plead cute."

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"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!" mockup

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

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"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!" mockup

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

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'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?' mockup

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

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'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?' mockup

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

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'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?' mockup

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

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Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock mockup

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

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"In view of the new evidence, my client would like to change his plea to 'guilty-ish', M'Lud."

"In view of the new evidence, my client would like to change his plea to 'guilty-ish', M'Lud." mockup

"In view of the new evidence, my client would like to change his plea to 'guilty-ish', M'Lud."

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The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant. mockup

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

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Bumper Limos

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'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!' mockup

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

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"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'." mockup

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

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"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to." mockup

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

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'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.' mockup

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

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'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

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The Good Samaritan.

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"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!" mockup

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

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"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight." mockup

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

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'Holding! Number 74 on the offense!... Fifteen years to life in prison...'

'Holding! Number 74 on the offense!... Fifteen years to life in prison...' mockup

'Holding! Number 74 on the offense!... Fifteen years to life in prison...'

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"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais." mockup

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

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"My basic judicial philosophy is 'Guilty.'"

"My basic judicial philosophy is 'Guilty.'" mockup

"My basic judicial philosophy is 'Guilty.'"

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Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.' mockup

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

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Shoplifter behind a barcode.

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"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me." mockup

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."

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Well at least we can handle these rocks.

Well at least we can handle these rocks. mockup

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

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'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to marry Rosie O'Donnell.'

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to marry Rosie O'Donnell.' mockup

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to marry Rosie O'Donnell.'

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'Sure, but king benefits aren't portable.'

'Sure, but king benefits aren't portable.' mockup

'Sure, but king benefits aren't portable.'

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'Have you ever heard the parable of the lawn left unmowed?'

'Have you ever heard the parable of the lawn left unmowed?' mockup

'Have you ever heard the parable of the lawn left unmowed?'

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'Oh darling, I want to spend the rest of my life with you! But please do not impute or infer any intentions from that comment.'

'Oh darling, I want to spend the rest of my life with you! But please do not impute or infer any intentions from that comment.' mockup

'Oh darling, I want to spend the rest of my life with you! But please do not impute or infer any intentions from that comment.'

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Mountains and Molehills

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Plea Bargain Ponderer Gifts Collection

Plea Bargain Ponderer Mugs

Explore our collection of plea bargain-inspired mugs, perfect for those who love to start their day with a witty legal pun.

Plea Bargain Ponderer Pillows

Browse our collection of witty plea bargain pillows, adding humor and personality to their living or workspace.

Plea Bargain Ponderer Prints

Discover inspiring and humorous plea bargain prints that make a statement in any legal enthusiast’s room or office.

Plea Bargain Ponderer T-Shirts

Check out our plea bargain-themed t-shirts for a fun way to showcase their legal humor and creative spirit.