Plea Bargain Buff Gifts

"You can't plead cute."

No Baseball

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Occupy Budget Balancing

Overdraft limit.

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

Your tax $ at WAR.

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

"There's so much money around now we've started using it as toilet paper."

"In view of the new evidence, my client would like to change his plea to 'guilty-ish', M'Lud."

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

"The government's finance settlement is coming out really late this year!"

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget

'Just look'in'

'Great. Another trainee lawyer.'

'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

'Well that's a load off my mind. Osborne's cutting the 50p tax rate.'

Last painting of a dog for 200 yd

Minnesota Deficit Next Year.

"The defendant wishes to change his plea, from 'not guilty' to 'no collusion'."

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

"Your Honor, despite being on trial, may I sit in on deliberations?"

Security/Savings

' I think now would be a good time to adjourn for lunch.'

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

'The NHS believes in a carrot and stick approach to motivation...'

Rishi Sunak

'Here's an update on the U.S. budget deficit... there are 12 -- not 11 -- zeroes in a trillion.'

'I baked it especially for you.'

Going to Greece in a Handbasket.

Equity Table Dance Club

"The government's bi-partisan plan calls for raising the debt ceiling but also moving the decimal one point to the left."