Plea Bargain Buff T-Shirts

"You can't plead cute."

No Baseball

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Overdraft limit.

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

Your tax $ at WAR.

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

"There's so much money around now we've started using it as toilet paper."

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

"In view of the new evidence, my client would like to change his plea to 'guilty-ish', M'Lud."

"The government's finance settlement is coming out really late this year!"

'Great. Another trainee lawyer.'

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

'Just look'in'

'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

Last painting of a dog for 200 yd

'Well that's a load off my mind. Osborne's cutting the 50p tax rate.'

Security/Savings

"The defendant wishes to change his plea, from 'not guilty' to 'no collusion'."

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

'The NHS believes in a carrot and stick approach to motivation...'

Minnesota Deficit Next Year.

"Your Honor, despite being on trial, may I sit in on deliberations?"

Rishi Sunak

Going to Greece in a Handbasket.

'I baked it especially for you.'

Equity Table Dance Club

"The government's bi-partisan plan calls for raising the debt ceiling but also moving the decimal one point to the left."

'Here's an update on the U.S. budget deficit... there are 12 -- not 11 -- zeroes in a trillion.'