Playground Negotiator Gifts

Children playing divorcees

'Yes, it is.' - 'No, it isn't.' - 'It is.' - 'It isn't.' - 'Is to a million.' - 'Isn't to a million plus one.' - 'Is to infinity!' - 'Isn't to infinity plus one.' - 'Duh - that's still infinity.' - 'Isn't to infinity plus two - ha!' - 'Give me strength.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Recess does things to a man."

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'Ready Mum?'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Office Park

Playground reputation.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Converted Parking Garage

If bar stools were like playground swings...

I rule by fear.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

Yo Yo Tricks.

Little boys

Turn Down For What.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

Riding the statue.

"It must be still charging."

Playing in the park....child on a leash.