I rule by fear.
Playground Power Broker Gifts
Looking for a gift for the playground power broker in your life? Whether it’s a beloved teacher, a camp counselor, or the neighborhood’s top decision-maker, our creative gifts bring their authority to life with playful humor. Perfect for those who rule the playground with a smile, these products combine wit and whimsy, making light of leadership and influence at the most fun-filled venues. Find a memorable present that captures their playful power today!
'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'
"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."
A fight in the Boardroom.
'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'
"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"
"Well, it looks like the merger is off."
"Recess does things to a man."
Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!
"Better luck next time, kid."
'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'
'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'
Caution: use only under child supervison
That kid's all business.
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"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"
'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'
"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."
'As your new CEO, I want to tell you... we need to talk.'
'There's enough of us...we can take them!'
Little boys
"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."
"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."
Multisports
"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"
'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'
'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''
"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."
'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'
Kindergarten Primary School Teacher
"We should've signed them up for water activities."
Riding the statue.
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I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.
'Some executives have within them the seeds of greatness. Others are just seedy.'
Playground Power Broker Gifts Collection
Playground Power Broker Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring playful designs perfect for playground power brokers—brighten their mornings with humor and style.
Playground Power Broker Pillows
Check out our fun pillows perfect for decorating a space that honors playground power brokers with humor and charm.
Playground Power Broker Prints
Browse our creative prints that capture the playful spirit of a playground power broker—ideal for decorating their favorite space and showing appreciation.
Playground Power Broker T-Shirts
Discover our range of witty t-shirts designed for the playground power broker—ideal for casual days, ensuring their leadership role is celebrated with a smile.