Playground Ipo Enthusiast Gifts

"Good news! I held my IPO at recess and now I'm the 12th richest man in America"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

"Recess does things to a man."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Ready Mum?'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Converted Parking Garage

Office Park

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

I rule by fear.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Yo Yo Tricks.

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'Well, I guess it's your father's fault for mounting that backboard on the barn in the first place. ... OK, one game...'

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Little boys

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

Turn Down For What.

Multisports

The First National Sand Bank.

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'