Playground Capitalist Gifts

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Recess does things to a man."

"Better luck next time, kid."

'Ready Mum?'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Office Park

Converted Parking Garage

If bar stools were like playground swings...

That kid's all business.

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

I rule by fear.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

Yo Yo Tricks.

'Well, I guess it's your father's fault for mounting that backboard on the barn in the first place. ... OK, one game...'

Multisports

Little boys

Turn Down For What.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'