Playground Capitalist Mugs

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Recess does things to a man."

"Better luck next time, kid."

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Ready Mum?'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Converted Parking Garage

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

Office Park

I rule by fear.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Turn Down For What.

Multisports

Little boys

Yo Yo Tricks.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

'Well, I guess it's your father's fault for mounting that backboard on the barn in the first place. ... OK, one game...'

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."